I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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