Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
