well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
My life is pants optional.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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