yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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