I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
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when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
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Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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