dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
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GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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