I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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