It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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