Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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