guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I just forgot I was standing up.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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