if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
