How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
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