Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
this will be a night to untag.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
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