I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
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1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
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she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
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I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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