If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
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I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
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At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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