'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
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Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
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But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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