I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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