your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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