dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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