Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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