Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
