just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
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He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
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Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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