I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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