Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
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there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
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I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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