What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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