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i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
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Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
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No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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