ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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