it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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