I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
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I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
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Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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