I need help removing her.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
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More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
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We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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