Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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