I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
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i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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