just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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