Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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