Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
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Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
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Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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