If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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