We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Bring me that man meat
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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