That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Randomize
