Nicole vs. Life
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Randomize
