There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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