Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
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Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
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You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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