used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
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I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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