If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
im six kinds of drunk right now
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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