HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
i dont even know how to be here
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
and you fell through a lawn chair
You were trust falling into bushes
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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