Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
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He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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