I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
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They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
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I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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