It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
we should paint friendship bongs
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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