I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
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Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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