This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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