The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
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a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
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I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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