Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Enjoy the penises
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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