it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
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