He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
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