The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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