Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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