All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
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sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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