Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
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what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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