The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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