All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
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I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
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I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I just had sex on a roof
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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